Sorry folks. The news is just too bad. I can’t do this today. Three Mile Island Nuclear facility has a radiation leak. Iran is defending its nukes. Jon and Kate mediate. 2010 foreclosures are going to go through the roof. Health care may or may not pass and no one knows what its all about or even what outcome they should wish for. Lieberman Eeyores over it. Suicides are on the rise. Bailouts helped Wall Street not Main Street. Billions might be dedicated to Afghanistan as an anti-Taliban measure. 30k -40k troops to Afghanistan might stretch our forces out too much. The Cowboys beat the Redskins by one lousy point. And if all of this isn’t bad enough…..
BARNEY IS ON STEROIDS!
[Barney picture snagged from Huffington Post.]
[Report just in. The steroids are a cover up. Actually the anomalies are from Three Mile island radiation leakage.]